No Introduction Needed

I would do the standard first blog post, but I don't have time for that. When Kelsey told me I should make one of these, I of course responded "Sure, whatevs," figuring I would never write a single word. However, I am now full of rage and confusion caused by a cock that has wronged me and I find myself here.

Here we go. Straight into the rant. Brace yourself for the bitterness.

There are these standard phrases a guy says to avoid what he means. I'm sorry but my life has become "He's Just Not That Into You" and I must list out all the things I have been told in the past few minutes along with what they really mean.

What the fuck does it mean to like someone too much? "I like you, I'm just scared you like me too much." Stop right there, I'm calling bullshit. No. When you like someone, it is not a matter of who likes who more. All that matters is that I like you and you like me. Don't pull this pussy ass copout about being afraid that I'll like you too much. Just tell me that you don't like me enough to have any kind of actual relationship.

For that matter, what does it mean when a guy says that he doesn't know what he wants? I mean, come on. Most people don't start dating someone with any kind of expectations. You don't start out talking to someone by immediately planning your life with them. Well, most people wouldn't. But a savvy male will begin dating someone by claiming that he is even more confused than most with what he wants out of life and relationships. This allows him incredible leeway to do pretty much whatever the fuck he pleases without any pressure of commitment. A man saying he doesn't know what he wants is bullshit; he really means that he doesn't want to have to worry about anything more intense than casual sex and possibly a shallow friendship.

And you're guarded and avoidant with people? Fuck that, you just don't want to deal with me. That thing you're holding back from me? I figured it out. You honestly don't like me and will never want any serious relationship. When you say you're hard to read, sir, you are oh so wrong. I read you loud and clear. You can't afford to lose me but you won't give me anything.

Just let me go. I'll get over it, but I can't do it myself.